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Giraffes on Unicorns, A Million Dollar Idea

What is up with gender neutral baby clothing?  Why is it all so meh?

Yellow duckies!  Green froggies!  Alright, I get that yellow + green are the gender neutral go-tos for parents who have decided to keep the status of their unborn baby’s genitalia a surprise.

But I don’t want to dress my newborn in pajamas with stripes and polka-dotted frogs.  No substantial reason.  Simple vanity.

Why can’t there be like… turquoise honey badger onesies?  Or footie pajamas with a giraffe riding bareback on a unicorn.

Oh, this is kind of cute.

Hood up, mini-me

source: Carter’s

I could wear matching gray sweats and then we could be all heyyyyyy, gray hoodie patrollllllll at the hospital.  No?

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I saw this on Pinterest this week and started laughing hysterically.  Seriously, I wish I thought of it.

source: tumblr

I cannot find the original site, despite my Google search engine skills.  If you find it, could you link me so I can pin this very clever creator properly?  :)

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Speaking of Pinterest, I’ve gotten a couple ROO YOU WERE FOLLOWING ME AND NOW YOU’RE NOT FOLLOWING ME I HATE YOU WITH THE FIRE OF A THOUSAND SUNS.

So, I did some research.  Feel free to correct me if I’m wrong.  I think if I follow *all* of your boards, then Pinterest will tell you that I’m following you.  If I only follow some, then Pinterest will somehow tell you that I’m not following you.

I unfollow specific boards that are not relevant to me.  Examples: Wedding Idea Boards, Boards with Products for Your Pets, Boards with Activities for Grade School Boys, Short Blonde Hairstyle Idea Boards, Scrapbooking Idea Boards, etc.

You get the picture.  If I find myself owning pets, ten year old boys, or suddenly having a penchant for scrapbooking, wedding planning, or hair bleaching, I WILL BE ALL UP ON YOUR BOARDS, I promise.  :)

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If you’ve ever lamented not looking like a magazine spread, please watch this video.  It is fantastic.

I’ve done a little research on this before – Victoria’s Secret is one of the worst offenders.  Google it sometime.  You’ll see pictures where the leg bone is obviously not connected to the hip bone; one arm is Photoshopped slimmer than the other; shadows are all off, etc.

Thanks to Jennifer Oleson for posting it on the NiceGirlNotes Facebook page. :)

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Also, let me take a moment to give big ups to some of the people and businesses who help NiceGirlNotes operate.  A-a-hem:

Two Poodle Press: really cute stationery and totally affordable.  Sissy has some really pretty vintage-inspired Valentine’s cards on sale right now, and often does giveaways on her Facebook page.  Hi, Sissy, hiiiii!  :)

Edible Arrangements is offering *early bird pricing* for Valentine’s Day.  Hint, hint, Jack.  HINT, HINT.

Mama May i is an adorable handmade shop featuring wooden toys (a hit a previous Cute Stuff Sales).  Also on Faceybooky.

Along for the Ride is offering all of her cabochon jewelry at 10% off with the code ‘cab10.’  Once they’re gone, they’re alllll gooone.  Laura’s going on a mini-vacation from February 1st to the 4th, so hit her up now if you’re looking for something ca-uute.

Hit up Quite Crafty‘s Facebook page for special deals on crocheted items (like the slouchy hat that 73% of my friends now own.  That statistic isn’t official.)

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Whoaaa it’s almost the end of the month.  How are you doing on your resolutions?  Or bittylutions, if you’ve decided to go that route?  Hope you have a faaaaantastic weekend.  :)

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year!  Jack and I partied hard at a wedding two nights ago, so we spent tonight at home.  In pjs.  And there is no risk of me waking up with mascara all over my face.  :)

NGN got a little makeover!  I’ll post more on Monday… just wanted to wish you all a Happy New Year!  May 2012 be your best year yet.  :D

Sleep, You Sneaky Object of My Desire

I’m having pregnancy induced insomnia.

At any other point in my life, my day goes like this.  Rahhhhhh so much stuff don’t stop don’t stop don’t stop, oh bedtime?  I’m asleep before my head hits the pillow and I zonk out until it’s time to get up.

But lately I’ve been waking up in the middle of the night and I cannot get back to sleep.  I’d like to blame Daylight Savings Time and all of my children.  Most days, they sleep in until 7:00.  Most days, they stay in their beds (or crib, in Baby Shark’s case) all night long.  Most days.

Last night, Sharky was coughing pretty hard and kept waking up.  I was exhausted, and finally dragged her into my bed to comfort her a little bit and monitor her breathing.

She started snoring.  And then?  I have no idea if Jack was suddenly feeling incredibly sympathetic (he sleeps like a corpse, by the way.  Good luck finding an alarm clock or a human or a bucket of ice water that can wake him.), but he started snoring, too.

The time?  3:15am.  A cacophony of snoring.

Not to be outdone, I reached over Sharky, shook Jack vigorously, and whispered as loudly as I could “JAAAAACK.  YOU’RE SNORING.  STOP SNORING.”

Nada.

I’m hungry.  Am I hungry?  Let me check my emails on my phone.  Oh, haha, another Lolcats cartoon.  Should I eat?  If so, I have to brush my teeth again, and what if I wake someone up?  I could actually get work done, but then I’ll be exhausted before 10:00am.  I know.  I’ll take a hot shower.  That will relax me.

So, I stumbled into the bathroom, turned on the hot water, turned off the lights (to help me sleep?), and somehow maneuvered my pregnant self into a semi-comfortable lying down position in the tub.  It was relaxing.  I almost fell asleep.

And then the hot water ran out.

Went back to bed, finally fell asleep around 5:00am.  At 6, Rembot was poking at me.  At 6:15, Jack, Rembot, and Baby Shark were sprawled across our full-sized – not queen-sized -  bed.  Arms here, legs there.  All knocked out.  It looked like a scene out of an opium den.

Hi.  I’m tired.

Can you come up with a list of things for me to do at three in the morning?  Nothing too noisy.  Nothing too thinky.  I’ve written some really incoherent emails in the middle of the night.

Maybe I could play Jenga by myself.
Or make carpet angels on my living room floor.
Or ponder what happened to the boy I had a crush on in seventh grade.
Or scrape stickers off the underside of my kitchen table.
Or ______________________.

Go ahead.  Fill in the blank.  Wait, want to come over at 4am?  I’ll let you make me a snack.  :)

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