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Some favorites floating around here.  Hopefully these will make you want to love me.
For crafty favorites, hit up the tutorials page.

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Hm.  Some of these posts are about accidental nudity.  Totally suitable for work.

How to Dance in Polite Social Situations
Oklahoma, But Not the Musical

Culotte Hell

“I’m a gynecologist.”

How to Use Twitter Like a G

Blame It On My Brain

Why I Put Up With – But Mostly Hate – Bargain Stores

A Little Crisco, a Lot of Spandex

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A Two Part Blind Date Story.  It needed two parts.

My Only Blind Date {Part 1}

My Only Blind Date {Part 2}

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Illustrated Creepy Guy.  I love him so hard.

Things Kids Can Get Away With That Grownups Can’t {Part 1}

Things Kids Can Get Away With That Grownups Can’t {Part 2}

Things Kids Can Get Away With That Grownups Can’t {Part 3}

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Serious Posts.  Less jokey, but still good reads.  So I’m told.  (Or lied to.)

Real Women Own Pet Dinosaurs
TSA Patdowns and You
A Story

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Illustrated Privileged People Problems.  That’s way too much alliteration.
First World Problems (Part I)
First World Problems (Part II)

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Lola Writes.  Lola’s my mom.  She simultaneously makes me want to hug her and put her up for adoption.  Yes, I know that is not possible.
10 Facts About Me, As Told by My Mom

5 Things My Mother Taught Me

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The Ballers of History series is so educational.  You could homeschool your kids with this.
- Benjamin Franklin
- Martin van Buren
- John Hancock
- George Washington

And here’s my very first post, Hi, I’m New.
It’s been neglected and ignored, as only first posts can be, but I still love that little guy.