Giraffes on Unicorns, A Million Dollar Idea

What is up with gender neutral baby clothing?  Why is it all so meh?

Yellow duckies!  Green froggies!  Alright, I get that yellow + green are the gender neutral go-tos for parents who have decided to keep the status of their unborn baby’s genitalia a surprise.

But I don’t want to dress my newborn in pajamas with stripes and polka-dotted frogs.  No substantial reason.  Simple vanity.

Why can’t there be like… turquoise honey badger onesies?  Or footie pajamas with a giraffe riding bareback on a unicorn.

Oh, this is kind of cute.

Hood up, mini-me

source: Carter’s

I could wear matching gray sweats and then we could be all heyyyyyy, gray hoodie patrollllllll at the hospital.  No?

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I saw this on Pinterest this week and started laughing hysterically.  Seriously, I wish I thought of it.

source: tumblr

I cannot find the original site, despite my Google search engine skills.  If you find it, could you link me so I can pin this very clever creator properly?  :)

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Speaking of Pinterest, I’ve gotten a couple ROO YOU WERE FOLLOWING ME AND NOW YOU’RE NOT FOLLOWING ME I HATE YOU WITH THE FIRE OF A THOUSAND SUNS.

So, I did some research.  Feel free to correct me if I’m wrong.  I think if I follow *all* of your boards, then Pinterest will tell you that I’m following you.  If I only follow some, then Pinterest will somehow tell you that I’m not following you.

I unfollow specific boards that are not relevant to me.  Examples: Wedding Idea Boards, Boards with Products for Your Pets, Boards with Activities for Grade School Boys, Short Blonde Hairstyle Idea Boards, Scrapbooking Idea Boards, etc.

You get the picture.  If I find myself owning pets, ten year old boys, or suddenly having a penchant for scrapbooking, wedding planning, or hair bleaching, I WILL BE ALL UP ON YOUR BOARDS, I promise.  :)

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If you’ve ever lamented not looking like a magazine spread, please watch this video.  It is fantastic.

I’ve done a little research on this before – Victoria’s Secret is one of the worst offenders.  Google it sometime.  You’ll see pictures where the leg bone is obviously not connected to the hip bone; one arm is Photoshopped slimmer than the other; shadows are all off, etc.

Thanks to Jennifer Oleson for posting it on the NiceGirlNotes Facebook page. :)

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Also, let me take a moment to give big ups to some of the people and businesses who help NiceGirlNotes operate.  A-a-hem:

Two Poodle Press: really cute stationery and totally affordable.  Sissy has some really pretty vintage-inspired Valentine’s cards on sale right now, and often does giveaways on her Facebook page.  Hi, Sissy, hiiiii!  :)

Edible Arrangements is offering *early bird pricing* for Valentine’s Day.  Hint, hint, Jack.  HINT, HINT.

Mama May i is an adorable handmade shop featuring wooden toys (a hit a previous Cute Stuff Sales).  Also on Faceybooky.

Along for the Ride is offering all of her cabochon jewelry at 10% off with the code ‘cab10.’  Once they’re gone, they’re alllll gooone.  Laura’s going on a mini-vacation from February 1st to the 4th, so hit her up now if you’re looking for something ca-uute.

Hit up Quite Crafty‘s Facebook page for special deals on crocheted items (like the slouchy hat that 73% of my friends now own.  That statistic isn’t official.)

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Whoaaa it’s almost the end of the month.  How are you doing on your resolutions?  Or bittylutions, if you’ve decided to go that route?  Hope you have a faaaaantastic weekend.  :)

7 Painless Ways to Loosen Up Your Budget

A usual on the resolutions list?  Something large and broad that has to do with money.  Save money.  Make more money.  Spend less money.  Get out of debt.  Etc.

Or maybe not even a resolution.  Maybe you’re suddenly facing a life change.

Can I afford to be a stay at home mom?
Can we afford to have another baby?
I have to take a 10% paycut in 2012.

I could tell you to meal plan, get on a budget, track your spending.  Start a vegetable garden!  Shop less!  Join a co-op!  All of those are great things.  But, they can all be daunting and we’re trying out bittylutions here.  Bitty.

These are totally painless and, if you’re feeling ambitious, can probably be done in the course of an afternoon.

If you’ve already done the basics (budgeting, for example), you may find a few things to help loosen up that budget and add more to savings (or pay down debt, or spend on Pixi Stix or whatever).  If you’ve been ignoring the state of your finances, but know you need to do *something,* this post just may be a good jumping off point.  So jump off, and then maybe you’ll muster up the courage to make steps in getting out of debt or starting a budget.

Baby steps, y’all.  Baaaaaby steps.

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1) Check with your car insurance company to see if you’re eligible for a discount.

This is particularly applicable if you’ve recently become a stay at home mom, or lost a job, or are now telecommuting, etc.  I did this when I stopped working right before having Rembot.

Call your insurance company and let them know that your daily driving has changed.  I let my insurance company know that I was no longer doing a 45 mile commute every day.  It was a five minute time investment, and it slimmed down our auto insurance bill by $30 per month.

Otherwise, just ask.  “Do you offer a discount for AAA members?  Military families?  People who ride unicycles?”

Ouch?  Five minute phone call.  Minimal ouch.

 

2) Stop hiding penguins in your trunk.

I saw Happy Feet.  They hate that.  Actually?  More weight in your car reduces your miles per gallon.  And also, I didn’t even like Happy Feet.

But it’s true.  An extra 100 pounds in your car could cost you 3 to 7 cents per gallon.  Take a trash bag (or five), and clean your car.  You’ll save money and you will no longer feel like you’re in an episode of Hoarders.

(I have petrified Cheerios in my car.)

Ouch?  Yeah, kind of ouchy, depending on how full your car is.  I’d probably need 15 minutes to unload my vehicle, considering that there are a couple of instruments and maybe some contraband in my trunk right now.

 

3) Break out the big guns only when you need them.

I use the “light cycle” or “normal cycle” on my dishwasher without any negative consequences.  I break out the big guns when I have lots of dirty pots and pans to wash.  Otherwise, if my dishes aren’t particularly soiled upon entry, I choose a slightly less potent cycle.  Less time/money spent.

Same for the washing machine.  The express cycle suffices for much of our laundry.  I use heavier cycles for the girls’ laundry and linens.

Ouch?  No ouch at all.  Just press the other button, homeslice.


4) Shut ‘er down.

Friends of mine let me in on part of their evening routine, and I’ve since adopted it.  Right before bed is “shut ‘er down” time, where we turn off anything that’s on or unplug anything that can eat up standby power.

For me, that’s turning off lights, and making sure the lights in the laundry room and the front porch are off (the ones I forget the most).  Then, I unplug my laptop charger, the two lamps in the living room, and any small appliances I might have forgotten to unplug.  The toaster oven, for example.

(Also: I plug in my phone overnight, and then in the morning I unplug my charger.)

Be advised, this step isn’t going to save you millions, but it takes almost no time and saves time + energy.

Ouch?  A couple minutes at night.  The ouchiest part is remembering.  Stick a post-it on your bathroom mirror or tattoo a reminder to the inside of your eyelids.  You won’t fall asleep without remembering to shut ‘er down.

 

5) Switch out your incandescent light bulbs and replace them with CFLs.

We’re going to get a little math-y up in here.  Don’t freak out.  Lola is a total number nerd for a living (stereotype alert – womp, womp).  I had her check my numbers and they’re totally legit.

Let’s say you’ve got five light bulbs that you use regularly in your house, and they’re on for a total of four hours each per day.  There are obviously a number of variables here – people who stay at home or work from home will use up more electricity.. same for night owls or people who live in the parts of the world where it is notoriously dark.

I heard vampires use more electricity, too, but that claim really can’t be substantiated.

Okay.  Five light bulbs, four hours a day each.  Let’s say your electric company charges you 15 cents per kilowatt hour.  If you’re using incandescent bulbs, your total cost for 60,000 hours of lighty-brighty time will be $2,773.05.

If you switch those incandescent bulbs out with CFLs, your cost would be $681.60.

This supposedly includes the cost of bulbs, but again, your mileage may vary.  Turning CFLs on and off constantly (think little kids who like to play “strobe light at the techno club” with the hallway light switch) will cause them to burn up a little bit more quickly.

Ouch?  One trip to the store and a few minutes replacing bulbs.  Or skip the store and buy them online.


6) Neaten up your cell phone bill.

Take five minutes (okay, maybe ten), to log into your provider’s website and check out your usage over the past few months.  Are you allotted 2100 minutes a month when you’ve consistently been only using 1200?  Or maybe you’re getting penalized because you’re going over the text messaging limit every month?  Call your provider, switch to a lower minute usage package or upgrade your texting to an unlimited plan.

And then log out, because that website with their crazy charts will hurt your brain after awhile.

Ouch?  A five to ten minute phone call, as long as it doesn’t take lightyears to talk to a real human.  I think it’s possible to change your plan online, as well.

 

7) Think outside dinner plans. 

Date night with the husband?  Out to dinner.  Meetup with the girls?  Out to dinner!  Dinner is notoriously the most expensive meal at any dining establishment.

Don’t get me wrong.  I love dinner out.  Someone else is setting the table, cooking for me, pouring my drinks, and cleaning up after me?  Heck yessss.  But it’s nice (and cheaper) to hit up an alternative once in awhile.

Like a breakfast date.  Or brunch.  Or opting to eat dinner at home and then meeting out somewhere for some decadent dessert.  Mid-morning coffee.   A granola bar split four ways among friends.

No, that last one is weird.

Ouch?  Make the suggestion during planning time.  More often than not, your dinner partner(s) may be eager to try something new or loosen up their budgets, as well.

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Not bad, right?  Minus the whole cutting-the-penguins-loose part.

I Had This Awesome Blog Post Mapped Out

but then I pulled a groin muscle.

I think.  My house is still in disorder after the Great Floor Installation of 2012.  Lola took the girls for the day yesterday, and I made it my mission to whip everything back into shape.  Or at least make a dent.

I put my hair up in a ponytail, zipped up a hoodie, cleaned the soles of a pair of running shoes (not that they need much cleaning since it’s not like I’ve been running), and went to work.  Bagging stuff for Goodwill, tossing out trash, dusting and sweeping, wrestling with laundry.

It was bananas.  BANANAS!  Fine.  It wasn’t as thrilling as, say, bungee jumping or even meeting Jimmy Fallon, but I was sweaty and I was blasting 90s hip hop and chugging water like a champ.

At the end of the day, boxes were organized or emptied, closets were clean, laundry was folded, and mirrors were shiny.  (Sidenote: it’s amazing how much I can get done when I don’t have knee biters under foot.)  I still have a ton to do (STOP STARING AT ME, DISORGANIZED KITCHEN), but I made a dent.  Right??

Then I sat down last night to write a blog post.  And suddenly couldn’t move.  And Lindsey IM’d me on gchat and apparently I was really incoherent.

“Roo, you’re sending me nothing but typos.  Your brain is not working.  Go to bed.”

Oh, the groin thing.  I can’t take a full stride.  I’m doing teeny shuffle steps.  Shuffle, shuffle, shuffle.  I whined to my brother about it.

“Ryan, I think I pulled a muscle in my groin.”

“I don’t want to hear it.  I don’t want to hear it.”  *covers ears with hands*

“I think it’s when I tried doing a triple axel over the pile of towels in the hallway.  I can’t [tries squatting] bend.”

“Please stop talking to me.”

“Do you think yoga would help?  Maybe the Warrior Pose would stretch it out?  Or the Chupacabra in a Tree Pose?”

“You’re stupid.”

Today I had an ob appointment with my midwife, and she said, yes, absolutely.  Start exercising so you’re not ouchy all the time.  Duh.

And that’s where I am, folks.  Staring down a pile of laundry and a kitchen full of bulk-sized boxes Chex cereal (WHY, JACK, WHY?!  “They were on sale!”).

And I pulled my groin.

So how was your weekend?

 

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